I don't really know how I feel. It's a holiday, so I guess I'm excited. I will definitely abstain. My plans are to curl up in bed with my cat and a bag of chocolate and watch The Notebook on my portable DVD player.

Oh, yeah. Who rocks? Not me, obviously.

I am so pissed right now. Wanna know why I'm pissed? I'm pissed because I was accused, by a person I called my friend, of sexual harassment.

WHAT THE HELL?

Oh, I know!

And do you want to know who this person is?

( Of course you do... )

DECEMBER:

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

( Birthday Meme! )

Stolen from nevermore199 aka burnaroundme.

Bold the ones that are true.
Italicize the ones that are "kind of" true.
( Me-me-me-me-me-MEME! )

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 254 movies on this list. Put x's next to the movies you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun!

( My Master List! )

vamp926 gave me the letter E and the challenge is to name 10 things that starts with the same letter.

1. Elizabeth
2. Elephant
3. Evergreen
4. Echoes
5. Entourage
6. Eggs
7. Ego
8. Emilee
9. Elle
10. Everything

Ask me for letters! Mwahaha!

Dear Patrick,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear, in your car and I saw you carve your initials into my father.... See More
I'm sure you're sly enough to understand that your driving sucks.
I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory.
You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Best of luck on the sex-change,
Jessica

( See what this is about! )

Stolen and tagged by burnaroundme.

( To save your flists! )

Hey, people. You might have noticed that I haven't been around for a while. If you didn't notice, I'm telling you now: I haven't been around for a while. The only people I right out told where I was were Elizabeth, Emilee, Monika, Josh, Austin, Danielle, Destinie, Dorothy and Jamie. My life kind of took a turn for the worse, and I was hospitalized. Let’s see here...
( Shitty, shitty, shitty... )

I talked to Austin today. Told him I was grateful for him asking if I was okay. Then I admitted what was wrong, and he told me he didn't see what I was upset about. Which is exactly why I'm upset! I don't even know! I loved talking to him, but it didn't help much... I just hope he won't like, be weird tomorrow...

Mom just noticed my eyes. She asked if I'd been crying. I acted all surprised and shocked and lied through my teeth.

"I can tell by your makeup that you haven't been crying..."

Thank God I reapplied my mascara and eyeliner...

You guys remember Peter? Well today, he IM'd me and asked me to come to the Winter Formal at his school. (Cue: Awwww!)

Problem though. He's dating Kayla. Kayla is one of Jessica's best friends. I like Kayla. She is fun and she's a writer and she watches Bones and Psych and she reads my X-Men fic...

Why is all this a problem? Peter likes me.

I'm going to ask Kayla if it's okay with her if I go to the dance. But I might anyways, just because I've never been to a dance. :)

Another thing that totally kicks ass: I convinced a kid at school that I'm a lesbian. Here's the story. (Cue: WHAT THE HELL!?)

Someone made a 'your mom loves me' joke.
I said "Your mom loves me."
Someone said "Lesbo!"
I say, "Lesbians are hot. Lesbian sex is hot."
An African-American boy (with an afro!!!) is walking in the door.
I tell him, "Lesbian sex is hot!"
He says, "You're telling me!"
I leave the room and check my face for makeup smudges, then I stop by the classroom again.
"Tyler, now the question is, 'do I know this from personal experience?'"
"I'm guessing you do!"
"Maybe."
"You do, don't you!"
"I'm not going to say anything."
Then I left.

So now, there will be one less odd guy hitting on me. I hope this doesn't become the number one topic on the gossip scale... Oh, well. It was fun. And guys like freaky girls. ;)